January 2011
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room’s only window
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the...
queerco asked: okay so I thought that medium pizzas were smalls! MIND BLOWN! They are huge! I just ate a whole pizza! NEXT TIME MEDIUMS!!
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Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.